Email:Mike's Drunken Email

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scotty2012 emailed Mike Russo and got an email back containing this text:

SCOTT SCott

scott guesh whos ben dirnking

scoott yuou know Im so fikcsick of those godmnamn talbes. FUJCKING LEWIS runging my godman life. itsk that
 fucking SECOND TKABLE that alklmost got me fired im mena first tabkle wil be impotant evnetulaaaaaly
 ik guess buit SECOND fuck fuck FUCK!!t!thosssse ficking empty cels anmd all out of order htank
 god walter put \

tghat shit ino Internet imcincomplete, thajts the real heartdf of the fujicking mater , blackstar rf
 woild hvae riepd my balss of if thjat m rotro siht get sout (yhouve gotta get wto what Im alluding)

anywya bene drinking akot real rough ewek fikcing laroes yeling at me, jusjt glad i didnt have to talkt
 o anynmof thej rela big opeople but woh knows awho long ill have this jobk

heyu look im can make e a PICTURe

HOLD ON I CAN TYPE O K WHEN I CLOSE ON OF MY EYES

LOOK AT THIS PIC OF COOL DOG

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fuck
Forum-goer Beeswax "translated" this back into sober:
Scott,
You know I'm so sick of those goddamn tables. FUCKING LEWIS ruining my goddamn life. It's that fucking
 SECOND TABLE that almost got me fired; I mean the first table will be important eventually I guess, but
 the SECOND fuck, fuck, FUCK! Those fucking empty cells and all out of order. Thank god Walter put that
 shit on the Internet incomplete, that's the real heart of the fucking matter, Blackstar rf(sic) would
 have ripped my balls off if that M-Rotor shit gets out (you've got to get what I'm alluding to).

Anyway been drinking a lot, real rough at work, fucking Laroes yelling at me, just glad I didn't have to talk
 to any of the real big people, but who knows how long I'll have this job.

Hey look I can make a PICTURE.

HOLD ON I CAN TYPE OK WHEN I CLOSE ONE OF MY EYES

LOOK AT THIS PIC OF COOL DOG

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fuck

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